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[numberoneblind]

"Kelsey is DAMN sexy."
Not at all. That was the very first result on there, heh.

"Kelsey is a real dog."
Make up your mind, Google!

"Kelsey is Mikayla's favorite little playmate--her little dress-up doll."
Whoa there... o_O

"Kelsey is beginning to construct ideas about her body and its organization"
*snerk*

"Kelsey is a small lake at the northern end of the Wabang peninsula"
Wa-BANG! ::snicker::

"Kelsey is still heating up"
rraaaAAAaaaAAAarrrr.

"Kelsey is cute as a button!"
Don't make me shoot you in the head.

"Kelsey is tubeless!!!!"
I... just don't even want to know.

"Kelsey is an active member of her church and youth group."
HAH.

"Kelsey is unsuccessful"
Correct!

"Kelsey is a mild, not too sweet, not too tart plum"
Okay then..

"No stranger to electro-shock therapy, Kelsey is definitely over the
cuckoos nest."
Heh heh...

"Kelsey is doing the smolt"
...And once again, I just don't even want to know.



I wonder if I should sleep.

Comments

[combustinggnome.livejournal.com]

kels, will you do the smolt with me?

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

Of course. Smolting is fun and educational for the WHOLE FAMILY!

[lostfaroutthere.livejournal.com]

Does Electro-shock therapy hurt?