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I feel like something crawled into my throat and died. But whoever at Tylenol decided to make something that is basically the equivalent of Nyquil but for sore throats, therefore minty instead of repulsive and with "Cool Burst Action!" -- YOU ARE MY HERO. That is the only way I will be sleeping, because for the rest of today I've felt as though my throat was attempting to systematically eject my tonsils.

Quote of the day, from my director as she attempted to decipher the notes she took on the run-thru:
"Pleasure funniest at pulse cock"? What the...

Really, REALLY tempted to skip my 8:30 tomorrow. So tempted. So, SO tempted.