I'm on a roll tonight, haha.

[numberoneblind]

ideas of light: oh my god i hate people.
CombustingGnomes: why?
ideas of light: and by "people" i mean "the guys a few windows down who like getting drunk and listening to shitty late-90's pop music"
CombustingGnomes: ickickicky
ideas of light: currently: B*witched, "C'est La Vie"
CombustingGnomes: wow, I just threw up a little
ideas of light: oh how cute, they're singing along.
CombustingGnomes: I just threw up a little more
ideas of light: as they are all jocks, this would be highly amusing were they not 4 windows away
CombustingGnomes: I bet a pillow fight is next on the agenda
ideas of light: then they'll all paint each other's toenails
CombustingGnomes: lol
ideas of light: and then -- makeover time!
CombustingGnomes: you forgot the facials
ideas of light: well, that's included, see.
CombustingGnomes: okay
ideas of light: also my brain just took "facial" in an alternate and unnecessary direction born of my snarky suspiscion of what 6 boys who live together and listen to b*witched might do in their spare time
CombustingGnomes: ...ick...
ideas of light: yes. thank you, brain.
CombustingGnomes: thanks for transferring it to MINE..
ideas of light: that's my job, dear
CombustingGnomes: welll....get a new one!
ideas of light: oh, but this one is so much fun
CombustingGnomes: lol
CombustingGnomes: but it doesn't pay so well
ideas of light: yes, but it's so enjoyable
ideas of light: it's like volunteer work
ideas of light: i'm giving back to the community!

later...
ideas of light: it's like 4785904375984320574389205743890574328905743289507243 feet long
ideas of light: just like my fondness for hyperbole