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[numberoneblind]

So yesterday was Sodexho Coloring Day, and Lenya and I spent lunchtime drawing fabulously inappropriate things on the paper on the tables.

Today, they cut out and put up selections from the day's drawings. The few posted ones of Lenya's were, annoyingly, censored, with, for example, the "I'm a man!" caption cut off the drawing of the transvestite, making it look like a drawing of a woman... sadface.

However, my drawing that featured the text "I AM DRAWING SOMETHING APPROPRIATE," a cloud vomiting rainbows, hearts, stars and dead animals into a cauldron of sex toys and porn, and an octopus molesting a cute little bunny (with a condom on one raised tentacle)? Along with someone's addition of a caricature of a little Asian kid? Totally wound up on the wall today, fully intact.

Uh, chyeah. I think they just read the text and saw the rainbow or something, haha.

Comments

[hobo-al.livejournal.com]

I am so spoonertastic, I saw "porn" and just immediately assumed you had written popcorn.

Sex toys and popcorn living together in harmony (in a cauldron) just made perfect sense to me.

[smilinzombie.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3

you're fucking great, Kels. I'm glad that your hentai tentacle-raped bunny will live to haunt the Sodexho walls.

SERIOUSLY, I WAS CENSORED.