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really fucking huge survey taken from windarianbird.



name: Kelsey
nicknames: Wynd, Diss, Kels, Spackle Queen
gender: female
date of birth: 30 March 1987
birthplace: St. Joseph, MI
age: 16
sign: Aries
location: Stevensville, MI
school: Lakeshore
grade: 11
romantic status: None. Yeah, I suck.
ethnicity: 1/4 Greek, 3/4 German with maybe a little Polish in there.
hair color: Currently reddish goldish brown, the result of a fading dye job. It changes. A LOT.
eye color: Changes a lot. Generally grayish with a dark blue-green outer edge and a yellow-brown-green inner ring.. yeah, my eyes are messed up.
piercings: One per ear.
height: 5'5" and shrinking, apparently. >_<
best feature: ..Eyes. Everything else sucks.

ARE YOU:
pretty: From the neck up, somewhat, I guess.
funny: Kind of, not really.
hot: No.
friendly: Not particularly.
amusing: How is that different from funny? I'm easily amused, anyway...
loveable: Heh, no.
caring: I try to be.
sweet: HAHAHAHAno.
dorky: Pretty much.
weird: Heh, very.
smart: Uh, I guess.
arrogant: I try not to be, I hate arrogance...
attractive: No.
outgoing: Not at all.
shy: I hate that word, but yeah. I prefer "introverted". e_e
popular: ::snorts:: You're kidding, right?
sarcastic: Oh, no, not at ALL....
religious: ...::falls over laughing::
ambitious: I suppose.
bitchy: Very.
cocky: There's nothing for me to be cocky about.
independent: Yeah.
lazy: Getting moreso by the day.
ignorant: I try not to be.
crazy: Mwahahahaha...
clueless: Heh. At times.
perverted: Very much so. >_<
depressed: Generally.
suicidal: Often enough, but I'm too much of a wuss to actually kill myself so yeah.
innocent: Not particularly.
artistic: I try to be, I dunno though...


clothing: Jeans and t-shirts. ALWAYS. Add a sweater or jacket in winter.
music: Loud stuff. Dark stuff. Rock. Yeah.
makeup: Mostly just eyes, but plenty there.
piercings: ALREADY ASKED ME THAT! ::smite::
body art: Yeah, no.

EITHER / OR:
coke or pepsi: Coke, but only diet, 'cause the normal stuff tried to kill me the other day.
club or houseparty: House. Club = more people.
tea or coffee: Depends on my mood. Been liking tea lately, actually...
high achiever or easy-going: High acheiver, which is annoying. >_<
cats or dogs: Cats.
apples or oranges: Depends. Both are okay, I guess.
food or candy: Depends on the food.
DVDs or VHS: VHS, I kind of have this block against DVDs for some reason...
mall or movies: Neither.
matches or a lighter: Matches.
oprah or jerry springer: Jerry Springer is better to make fun of.

DO YOU...
smoke: Ugh, no.
do drugs: Nothing beyond caffeine.
drink: Occasionally.
have a crush: I plead the fifth.
have a boyfriend/girlfriend: ALREADY ASKED THAT TOO, DIPSHIT. ::re-smite::
have a dream that keeps coming back: I never remember dreams.
have any gay or lesbian friends: Many of them, especially online.
believe in miracles: No.
believe in astrology: No.
believe in magic: No.
pray: Heh, no.
go to church: Only when forced to, and even then I try to avoid it.
have any secrets: Plenty.
have any pets: Two cats.
go to or plan to go to college: If it gets me out of here.
talk to strangers who instant message you: If my initial hostility doesn't chase them off.
wear hats: I look like SHIT in hats.
hate yourself: Yeah.
take walks in the rain: Not really.
sing in the shower: On occasion.
dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore: Hell if I know. I never remember.
wear glasses/contacts: Glasses.
wear white socks: Not usually, actually. Just because I don't really own any.
like to talk on the phone: Not really.
have your own phoneline: Does my cell phone count?
like to dance: No, I suck at dancing.
sit by the phone all night waiting for a call: No. No one calls me.
save AOL convos: With some people, if they're interesting.
save emails: Yahoo kind of does by default.
wish you were someone else: I hate myself, but I wouldn't want to be anyone else...
wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Nah.



facial feature do you find most attractive: Hmm... dunno.
long/short hair: Depends on the person. But short, basically.
looks/personality: Personality.
piercings: Doesn't matter.
tan/fair: Doesn't matter.
accent or american: Doesn't matter.
punk/prep: Preps suck. So do poser punks.
older/younger: Close to my age either way..
smart/dumb: Smart


HAVE YOU EVER
been so drunk that you blacked out?: No.
taken any illegal substances?: No.
gone out in public in your pajamas?: I used to go work out in my pajamas, since they consist of a t-shirt and comfy gray pant things.
missed school because it was raining?: No.
set any body part on fire for amusement?: Not intentionally. Burned some hair off with candles, occasionally.
kept a secret from everyone?: Yeah.
who knows your deepest ones?: other than me, people online... Manima... Scythe...
wanted to hook up with a friend?: Not really.
cried during a flick?: ::shifty eyes:: uh, no...
had a crush on a teacher?: Ewww, no.
thought an animated character was hot?: Not really.
prank called someone?: No.
been on stage?: Yeah, quite a bit actually, but not acting much...
kissed your cousin?: ..well, being that all my cousins are female except for the one that's 30-something... yeah, no. o_O
ran away?: Not yet.
broken someone's heart?: I hope not.
had your heart broken?: Not really.
had an imaginary friend?: Nope.
been in jail?: Not yet, heh.
cheated on a test?: Not really.
been in the hospital?: A few times.
been with 2 guys/girls at one time?: no, seeing as that would require a relationship in the first place... meh.
fell asleep in the shower/bath?: No.
gone to church?: When I was younger.
been to a camp/retreat?: A few times.
sat in a restaurant without ordering anything?: Yeah.
gone without bathing for more than a week?: Eew, no.
broken something valuable?: Yeah, a few things.
screamed at someone for no reason?: ...a lot...
thought you were in love?: Um...
said "I Love You" and meant it?: ...la la la...
been hurt by a guy/girl you loved?: ...moving on...
stayed up until 4 AM?: On multiple occasions.
liked someone too young for you?: No.
walked in on someone changing or showering?: Nope.
had braces?: Yeah. Blech.
loved someone you had no chance with?: ...dum de dum... going on now...

WHAT IS
the stupidest thing you've ever done?: Pick just ONE? x_x
your most embaressing moment?: ...See above.
your fondest memory?: Not sure.
your most prized possession?: My car.
the thing that makes you happiest?: Being online.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God: No.
devil: ...You can't believe in the devil but not God, unless you're a dumbfuck, so no.
love: Not sure.
heaven: No God, so no heaven...
hell: No devil, so no hell..
superstitions: Not really.
santa claus: Nope.
ghosts: Kind of.
UFO's: I believe there's other life out there, yeah...
destiny/fate: Not sure.
love at first sight: ..No.

FAVORiTES
salad dressing: I don't like salad, so yeah, I'm not just going to sit there and
movie: ...I'm really not a movie person.
book: ....Too many to list.
type of music: ALREADY SAID THAT ONE TOO, ASSTARD! ::smites again::
fast food: I hate fast food.
ice cream: Moose Tracks, Mint Chocolate Chip.
food: Governor's Chicken, Ramen, etc.
soda: Cherry Coke, Mountain Dew.
song: ...It changes, like, hourly...
radio station: I don't listen to the radio.
color: Dark red.
candy: Nerds.
breakfast food: Whatever's around. Muffins generally aren't but they're nice.
fruit: Giant mutant apples?
scent: Yummy things baking.
subject: Ind. Study Art, I guess.
day of the week: Saturdays.
month: November
season: Fall
location for a date: ..I wouldn't know.


QUESTIONS
what jewelry do you wear everyday?: Ball chain necklace, snake/crystal pendant, celtic knot necklace thing that Kate got me in Ireland.
would you vote for a woman president?: If I agreed with her on the issues. What does gender matter?
do you dream in black and white?: Nope.
what color nail polish do you wear?: Black on my toenails.
do you have dimples?: If I smile big enough, which is rare -- and they're off-center. The one on the left is about an inch higher. O_o
do you remember being born?: ...um, no...
why do you take surveys?: Boredom and/or procrastination and/or not being completely awake. Or in the case of today, all of the above.
what hurts more, emotional or physical pain?: ...Emotional.
do you like your name?: It's tolerable. Shared with a few too many preps, though.
who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: Bleh, dunno.
can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?: I've done it before... it's messy, though, heh. Lots of drools involved.
who makes you happy?: ...happy? What's this, now?
have you ever won any special awards?: A few Student of the Month things, a Superintendant's Art Award, some other art prizes, and I've got a painting hanging at the hospital that they want to buy...
what are your future goals?: Get the fuck out of Stevensville.
are you afraid that you'll never get married?: ..."married" isn't so much a concern as "being lonely forever" is, so kind of.
do you want kids?: No. Gah. Blech.
what do you want to be when you grow up?: I have no fuckin' clue.

AT THA MOMENT
rocking: ...Rocking WHAT? O_o
eating: No.
drinking: No.
listenin to: My parents argue.
talkin to: Scythe (online, duh)

EXTRAS
last digit of your number: 4450 normal, 0839 cell.
can you speak ebonics: No. Ugh.
if you could be any animal, which and why: I dunno...
people are always surprised at your ability to give advice: Nah.
your parents always tell you to "study, study, study!": yes. And no not procrastinate. >_<
do you write in cursive or print: Print. Very variable print.
it's the end of the world as we know it, what do you do?: Uh, I dunno.
best things about the past year: Getting involved in theatre.
worst things about the past year: Getting progressively more depressed.



...that took over an hour. O_o