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[numberoneblind]

In lieu of me bitching about how I bombed my SAT and then got hopelessly lost in the bad part of Kalamazoo, have an entertaining conversation, courtesy of me and Adam (chipmunkquinn) being really bored on AIM...




Me: most boring street names ever!
Me: D street... C street... F street...
Adam: lol "Gee, Bob, what shall we call this street?"
"How about we do something nobody's EVER done before..."
"Name them after bodily organs? Or functions?"
"Of couse not! That's too exciting! Let's do the alphabet!"
Me: Man, streets named after bodily organs would be great.
Me: "Yeah, I live on South Intestine..."
Me: "Oh, really? I'm over on Penis Avenue."
Adam: "Is that next to Spleen Street?"
"Nah, closer to Pituitary Parkway"
Adam: "So it's right by Clitoris Circle?"
"Yup, and by Anus Avenue"
Me: hahahaha
Adam: That's kinda scary, although, it sure would make the morning commute a lot more fun.
Me: "Sorry I'm late, there was an accident at Vagina Parkway..."
Adam: "Was it bad?"
"Oh yeah, everything was all tangled up and mangled"
"Sounds bad"
Me: "Eh, I wouldn't have minded, I kind of like that sort of thing...."
Adam: "But I'd imagine getting everything straightened out would have taken a while, and been quite the procedure"
Me: "Man, the other day I got rear-ended on Anus Avenue... that really sucked."
Adam: "Geez, I remember that. Anus was blocked up for DAYS!"
Adam: "I was sore for a month!"