Very fittingly, my initial reaction to this was "OH GOD!!"

[numberoneblind]

So I come home from work and go get the newspaper, pull it out of the box, and what's the first thing I see, all big on the front page?







Bush. Dressed in the fucking "armor of God". WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!! HOW THE HELL IS SOME NUTCASE WOMAN THINKING THE PRESIDENT IS "CHOSEN BY GOD" AND DRESSING A CARDBOARD FIGURE OF HIM UP IN THE "ARMOR OF GOD" AND PUTTING IT IN HER STORE FRONT PAGE NEWS?!?!! I mean, come on. How about putting REAL news on the frontpage, like some of the BULLSHIT this administration has done? Seriously, what the hell...


Oh, and in case you can't read it, there's words written on the armor. "Spirit" on his sword, "truth" on his belt, "salvation" on his helmet, "faith" on his shield, "righteousness" on his chest...


And very ironically, "peace" on each boot.


::just shakes head:: Excuse me, I'm going to go VOMIT now.

Comments

[gen-kun.livejournal.com]

God loves Bush, though.

After all, he is teh best.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

Of course, right.

Scary scary. ::shakes head::

[gen-kun.livejournal.com]

I need to start writing some Bush x God yaoi fanfiction.

That would rule.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

::snickers:: Oh yeah.

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

Dude! It so would. I should write some too... and I should recruit people from Godawful to join in.

[lexkixass.livejournal.com]

I wanna read the finished product!

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

::just screams wordlessly in wrath, hate, and desire to slaughter::

I'm now convinced that this is the indirect reason why they're trying to pass legislation banning the sale of those .50 sniper rifles to the general public...
::envisions the holes the rifle would leave in that idiot store owner::
...I'd best get mine quick, before that legislation goes through.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

Heh heh...

[aalyara.livejournal.com]

Yet another example of how stupid fanatics are...If there is a Christian god, he must have fallen out of his chair laughing at this fuckwit. *shakes head*

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

Indeed... what bothers me is that this kind of fanaticism is making the front page, portrayed in a positive light. o_O

Most likely not.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

That woman probably intends to HOLD IT AND LOVE IT AND KEEP IT FOREVER AND EVER. Or something like that. Because GOD COMMANDS HER TO!

[lexkixass.livejournal.com]

::gags::