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[numberoneblind]

ABOUT YOU

Your full name: Kelsey Elizabeth I-don't-like-to-post-my-full-name-on-survey-but-my-last-name-means-"cock"-in-German.
Age: 17
Height: 5'5"-ish.
Natural hair colour: Dark dishwater blonde. Last year no one believed me when I told them that but now it's actually visible.
Eye colour: Hell if I know. Weirdass grey/green/blue combination.
Number of siblings: None.
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses... I'm lazy and I look too normal without them anyway.
Piercings: One per ear.
Tattoos: No.
Braces?: Not anymore.

FAVOURITE

Colour: Dark red -- black and grey aren't colors.
Band: Jesus fucking christ... uh... Jucifer, Deftones, Tool, other stuff...
Song: That changes, like, every 5 minutes.
Stuffed animal: Don't really have one now.
Video game: I have never played a video game in my entire life. Sad, huh?
TV show: I fucking hate television.
Movie: Don't really watch movies much.
Book: I like books but I don't have a favorite.
Food: Governor's Chicken but only from the Chinese place by my house.
Game on a cell phone: Uh, mine has, like, 3. And they all suck.
CD cover: Mm.. That's a good question... tie between Bush's "The Science of Things" and Jucifer's "Lambs" EP, methinks.
Flower: Flowers are boring.
Scent: Not dirty laundry, or the strange combination of oiled sunflower seed and acrylic spray gloss that's currently permeating my car... I dunno, heh.
Animal: I hate this question. I have no fucking idea. Cats? Who the hell knows.
Comic book: I read webcomics but not comic books.
Cereal: I never eat cereal but I have somewhat of a fondness for Cracklin' Oat Bran when I can get it. I know, it sounds like health food, but it's DEFINITELY not, heh.
Website: probably Livejournal, heh heh.
Cartoon: That would require me to watch TV.

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: I play guitar and piano, both mediocrely (even though I took piano lessons for 5 years, heh, but it's been a while).
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No, but I'm probably online that much, heh.
Like to sing?: Yeah.
Have a job?: Kind of. It's not, like, steady, but occasionally I do work there and get paid for it, yeah.
Have a cell phone?: Yeah. I never really use it, though.
Like to play sports?: *snerk* Riiiight.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Hah. No.
Have a crush on someone?: Perhaps. Let's not go into that one.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nope, we have 3.
Have any special talents/skills?: Define "special".
Excercise daily?: Not during the school year, I do every other day or so during the summer...
Like school?: No.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Hah, no.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Briefly.
Speak any other languages: I'm in my 3rd year of French and I'm ahead of most of my class, so yeah, I guess you could say so.
Go a day without food?: I have before, though it's been a while.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Hell, I've stayed up for 45 before.
Read music, not just tabs?: Yeah.
Roll your tongue?: No.
Eat a whole pizza?: Not a real one... maybe one of those Tombstone things that's, like, minimal toppings on a thin sheet of cardboard.

HAVE YOU EVER

Snuck out of the house?: No, not really a point to it, my mother always lets me go places, although I've left without telling my father before...
Cried to get out of trouble?: Sure.
Gotten lost in your city?: No, because I live in a village, heh, but I get lost in Benton Harbor/St. Joe pretty easily.
Seen a shooting star?: Once or twice.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: Yup... Italy, Switzerland, Austria, and Germany.
Had a serious surgery?: Not really, just an adenoidectomy. (Like getting your tonsils out only less serious.)
Stolen something important to someone else?: Don't think so.
Solved a rubiks cube?: I am SO not that patient.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Of course.
Cried over a girl?: Yeah.
Cried over a boy?: Yup.
Kissed a random stranger?: No.
Hugged a random stranger?: No. I don't, like, touch people.
Been in a fist fight?: No. I'm a wuss.
Been arrested?: Not yet, heh.
Done drugs?: No.
Had alcohol?: Yep.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No, but I've done that with diet Coke, and with some uber-strong lemon soda crap that burned for the next 4 hours.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Heh, most likely.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Nope.
Swore at your parents?: Of course.
Been to warped tour?: No. If I were going to go to some big concerty thing like that'd it probably be Ozzfest, anyway, but I've never even BEEN to a concert, heh... laaaaame.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No.
Been in love?: Reply hazy. Ask again later.
Been close to love?: Yeah.
Been to a casino?: No.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Nope, which is surprising since I've been driving for almost 3 years now.
Broken a bone?: Nope.
Gotten stitches?: Yeah, in my thumb.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Heh, no.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: ugh, I hate milk.
Made homemade muffins?: Yep. I like baking.
Bitten someone?: I had to! She bit me first! It was self-defense!
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Disneyland, but I was, like, 5.
More than 5 times?: No.
Been to niagra falls?: Nope.
Gotten the chicken pox?: Nope.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: At, like, 7? I dunno, some time this morning.
Went to the bathroom: Some time this morning. I don't exactly keep track.
Saw a movie in theaters: Uh... "Series of Unfortunate Events" with Tim.
Read a book: I'm reading Jane Eyre for AP Lit... DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Had a snow day: Last year. On the day our Forensics public performance was scheduled. For the second year in a row, dammit!
Had a party: Not counting the semi-party during my parents' party... that thing back in August.
Had a slumber party: I dunno, heh. People slept at my house after the one party but I don't think that counts...
Made fun of someone: I dunno.
Tripped in front of someone: Heh heh, I do that all the damn time.
Went to the grocery store: ...I dunno. It's been a while. I need to go soon because we're out of, like, food in general, and no one else in my family seems to be going.
Got sick: ACTUALLY sick? Not sure.
Cursed: Are you kidding? I would NEVER fucking swear, heh.

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: Depends on the circumstance.
TV/movie: Neither.
Car/truck: Car. Station wagon!
Body spray/lotion: Lotion, what the fuck is the POINT of body spray? I hate that shit.
Cash/check: Cash, of course.
Pillows/blankets: Blankets. Since they can double as pillows, heh.
Headache/stomach ache: Headache.
Paint/charcoal: Paint.
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese, I hate Mexican food.
Summer/winter: Fall. HAH.
Snow/rain: Rain. It doesn't require me to clean my car, heh.
Fog/misty: Fog.
Rock/rap: Rock. I hate rap.
Meat/vegetarian: I don't like meat THAT much but I could never be a vegetarian, heh.
Boy/girl: For what?
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate.
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles. Icing tends to make me vaguely ill.
Cake/pie: Piiiiie.
French toast/french fries: Depends on my mood.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool... or lake... but the ocean is salty, blech.
Hugs/kisses: People don't, like, touch me. Ever. And I don't touch people. Anyway, I have no experience with the latter so I guess I'll just say hugs.
Cookies/muffins: Depends on what kind of cookie, and what kind of muffin.
p33n/bewbz: What the flying fucking flying fuck?
Wallet/pocket: Wallet. Things like to fall out of my pockets.
Window/door: Huh?
Emo/goth: I hate labels. But emo kids annoy me, heh, so goth, I guess. But not Hot Topic "OMG LOOK AT ME IM SO GOTH!!1" goths.
Pink/purple: Purple.
Cat/dog: Cat.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeve.
Pants/shorts: Pants. I haven't worn shorts in, oh, 4 years.
Winter break/spring break: Winter break is longer but spring break is my birthday... hm.
Spring/autumn: Autumn.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds.
Moon/mars: Moon.

FRIENDSHIP

How many friends do you have?: Not many.
What are their names?: Uh... I dunno... I hate listing people... because then I might forgot someone... like SOMEONE did... ::makes a face at Ali::
Do you have a best friend?: Dunno if I really do at this point.
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: Yeah.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: Girls.
Have you ever lost a friend?: Of course.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: Nope. Never really been to an amusement park. I'M SO LAME!
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?: There are really too many of those for me to even count... or pick one...
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: Oh yes.
Whats the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend?: Uh... I dunno. I try to so nice stuff for people in general. I drove out to Bridgman when Bree wrecked her car there and couldn't get ahold of her family...
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: Uh... I dunno...
Do you miss any of your old friends?: Not really.
What friend have you known the longest?: Hm... Amy and I aren't that close... but I've known her since I was, like, 3...
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?: Yeah.
If so, what is it?: Fuck off, you fucking nosy survey.
How often do you spend time with your friends?: Not that often. But then, I don't have that many friends.
Do any of your friends drive?: Some of them.
Has a friend of yours ever died?: No.
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend?: Uh... one time Alaina and I walked around Venetian being crazy and counting (loudly) the number of strange looks we got... dunno if that's the DUMBEST thing though...
What do you think your friends think of you?: Bleh... I don't want to know. Probably nothing good.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Have you ever been in love?: Didn't you already fucking ask that?
If you have, with who?: Fuck off.
Are you single?: Yes.
Are you in a relationship?: THANK YOU DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT.
If so, for how long?: Fuck off and DIE.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: I dunno.
What is your idea of the best date?: I wouldn't fucking know. Die.
What was your first kiss like?: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: NO. SERIOUSLY. DIE.
Do you think love is a load of shit?: Not really.
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?: Ugh, I don't know.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: No. I'm lame. Shut up.
Have you ever been dumped?: You really don't fucking get this, do you, survey.
Have you ever dumped someone?: ARRRGGGHHh.
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?: Nothing. And not in the Shakesperean way. Fuck off.

WORD ASSOCIATION

...got killed off somewhere in the process of people stealing it from other people.

I....

am: a fucking moron.
want: to not be so damn lonely.
need: a life.
crave: BRAAAAIINNNS. No. Really. Shut up.
love: ... my car?
hate: myself.
did: ...huh?
feel: crappy.
miss: things that I'm not going to talk about.
am annoyed by: school
would rather: not exist.
will always: be worthless.
(MMMMM, SWEET DELICIOUS ANGST! sorry, there...)

SILLY STUFF

What is your favourite genre of music?: Rock.
What time is it now?: 1:44 PM
What day is it?: Tuesday
When's the last time you called someone?: I don't even remember. I hate phones.
How much money do you have right now?: plenty in the bank, maybe $5 on me.
Are you hungry?: No.
Whatcha doin?: Filling out this stupid fucking survey.
Do you like parades?: No. Too many fucking people.
Do you like the moon?: Yes.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Sit online some more. Maybe work on my portfolio.
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?: No, and learn to fucking punctuate.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Reading minds.
Have you ever had a picnic?: No.
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?: Nope. I would've DIED, heh, I've always been ridiculously uncoordinated.
What about sock em boppers?: What the fuck is a "sock em bopper"?
Are you wearing any socks right now?: Yes. They're red and black striped and too big for me.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?: I dunno. Probably more so than others think I am.
pretty/handsome?: Hell no.
sarcastic?: Oh, no, of COURSE not, never!
lazy?: Mostly.
hyper?: I can be. I'm fucking annoying when I am, though.
friendly?: If I'm in a good mood.
evil?: If I'm in a bad mood.
smart?: I don't know, I guess so, not as smart as some people think I am though.
strong?: More so than I look.
talented?: I don't know, I've been told that but it seems arrogant to say it...
dorky?: Of course, heh.

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)

high: Nick. Stupid fucker.
skip: Ali
dance: Bree
lonely: Can I say myself?
pen: Katrina
flower: Ruth (my boss at the plant nursery where I worked).
window: ... my car?
psycho: Alaina.
brain freeze: I dunno..
orange: Kelley
sassy: "Sassy" is a fucking stupid word.
jelly: I dunno... these are weird.

FOR OR AGAINST

suicide: Against, I guess.
love: No reason to be against it I guess...
drunk drivers: Really fucking against.
airplanes: They're okay as long as everyone on the flight with you isn't drunk and foreign. That flight SUCKED.
war: Against.
canada: Canada seems cool but I've never been there.
united states: The country, yes... some of its policies and leaders, no.
rock music: FOR.
gay marriage: Very much for.
school: It sucks but it's a good thing in the long run.
surveys: Not for this one because it's pissing me off.
parents: they're annoying but, you know, sort of required in order to exist, so...
cars: For. How the hell else am I going to get around here in Ye Olde Middle of Nowhere?
killing: Against.
britney spears: Ew. Fuck no.
coffee: For, but I can only drink it if it's really wimpy or has irish cream in it, heh.
pants: For, heh, though that's a weird question.

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?: eeeergh.... no.
Play strip poker?: Hell no.
Run away?: Sure.
Curse at a teacher?: I did that in, like, 4th grade.
Not take a shower for a week?: Not now but I did when I was younger.
Ask someone out?: I'm not against girls asking guys out in principle, it's just that I'm a fucking wuss.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Not seriously.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Of course.
Go scuba diving?: Sure.
Write a book?: I can't write creatively to save my life.
Become a rockstar?: It'd be cool but I'm too ugly and unmotivated, heh.
Have casual sex?: Sure.

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essences.
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: Never... hah.
What kind of computer do you have?: A Gateway.
What grade are you in?: 12th.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: If they're stupid and I'm bored.
Or just make out?: Shut the fuck up.
How many posters do you have in your room?: None, actually.
How many cds do you have?: A lot. I have no fucking clue how many.
What time is it now?: 1:56 PM. You know, if you're going to ask that question you should do it at the BEGINNING and the end, not at 3/4 of the way through and the end.



Jesus fucking christ that took forever. Oh well, I'm bored.

Comments

[shimmers555.livejournal.com]

What are their names?: Uh... I dunno... I hate listing people... because then I might forgot someone... like SOMEONE did... ::makes a face at Ali::

Whoops...I was really thinking to hard and then I couldn't think of anyone hahahaha so I just named off the people I was talking to that I really really like...so yeah...that's my exuse. lol

[demonrattie.livejournal.com]

I read through your userinfo.

Twice.

Here is me, careful to follow strictly enforced online communication rules:

Hi! Name's Jenna. Found your LJ through villain_miaka, and realized I knew you...in a totally unofficial, not-really-at-all way. When I was young and slightly less stupid than I am now, I posted on a Redwall board in Delphiforums with the username Moonpaw; I believe you posted there too. Ring a bell? No? Yeah...I'm not that important. Anyway! Thought it was a coincidence that I found you. Added you as a friend. Hoping that's okay.