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[numberoneblind]

aaaand back from marquette. i am officially sick of driving. i had bad dreams this morning, which never happens and which has kind of fucked my mood for the day. the only funny part of my morning was the phone call that woke me up at 10:30.

Please note that everything in caps was shouted in an incredibly strong southern or redneck accent. (i know i know i know, there are differences, but I was barely conscious.)

Also note that being woken up by a phone = my least favorite thing ever.

Me: ....hello?
Caller: HI THERE AH AM CALLIN THIS NUMBER BECAUSE AH SAW IT ON THE TEEVEE
Me: ...um, this isn't it.
Caller: OH BECAUSE AH SAW THIS NUMBER YOU COULD CALL AND REDUCE CREDIT CAHD DEBT AND
Me: ....this isn't it.
Caller: OH WELL AH'M SORRY AH JUST THOUGHT
Me: ...sorry. *click*

Comments

[mrgreenjeans198.livejournal.com]

def more redneck than southern from what you typed, seems like either a western carolinian, northern alabamian, or West Georgian...

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

yeah, I was half-awake and didn't catch too much detail, but there was some heavy-duty twang going.

[mrgreenjeans198.livejournal.com]

well, i mean you zeroed it in, im just used to those accents, so I could tell by just the way you typed it exactly how the person sounded (or at least how i pictured it in my head...) yea... I've been living in the south waaay too long...