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[numberoneblind]

Hello, world's most disappointing linzertortes.

All semester every time Jenny baked something everyone went "OMG THIS IS AMAZING" and she was like "nooooo, it's awful, it's all wrong", and I never got it -- until now. I am sure they are still delicious -- but nooooooooooo. not right.

Oh well. It's not my fault, anyway. Fucking toaster ovens.

Edit, 2:16 AM: OMG WTF STILL BAKING AAARRRGGGHHHHH

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[hobo-al.livejournal.com]

Your mom called me and told me about your toaster-oven disaster. She was laughing pretty damn hard and I am right now, but that's only cos I'm high.
I mean, that's not all she called me for. It was about when I'm leaving and getting you a Christmas gift etc. etc.

Okay too high for this. love you. bye.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

haha. So actually it isn't a real Christmas present, because I called them up last night going "OMG WTF do I do because my camera now only functions as a small, low-quality video recorder AGH"... and I was going to buy it here using Christmas money from my grandmother, but because the current rapeage of the dollar, it was like $70 more from amazon.co.uk. And it turned into a gift because I guess my father was just "oh, well, Merry Christmas to her, then," which surprises me but hey.

I was going to make a camera-death post, but it had a lot of unnecessary freakout in it because by the time I went to post we'd already figured shit out.

Also? When I gave my mother your number, my first thought was totally, "Shit, I wonder if she's high right now," hahaha.