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[numberoneblind]

1) Your name? Kelsey
"THE finest female ever.?But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest girl the world has ever seen.?one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure."

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2) Nickname? Don't have one. Searched "none"...
Less-obvious definition:
"Half a penis
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haha.

3) Your favorite sport? Drinking
"The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time."

...pretty much.

4) You describe your best friend(s) as... I dunno. We'll go with awesome.
"Something Americans use to describe everything. "

....XD

5) What should you be doing? Getting dressed.
"Masturbating on the run."

...*snerk*

6) Favorite Food? Curry
"greatest food ever"

yup!

7) Home State? Michigan
"1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico."

Great.

8) What do you and your friends do? lots of things... we'll pick one and go with play scrabble.
"making sweet sweet love, hip relations, nookie. used when trying to avoid telling friends about your love making. "

Hah. Not so much.

9) One word to describe yourself? Awkward.
"Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top."

I'm an interjection, yay! Also that was way literal.

10) Your favorite color: Green
"1) marijuana
2) money
3) when somebody is hatin or bein wrong"

the last one... hahaha

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[hobo-al.livejournal.com]

FUN
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[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure "awesome" being "something Americans use to describe everything" is the best one I got.