Semantics

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Words with multiple meanings are fun.


But it's pretty sad when they provide a good 45 minutes of entertainment.



Scythe: mo•lest ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-lst)
tr.v. mo•lest•ed, mo•lest•ing, mo•lests
To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.
To subject to unwanted or improper sexual activity.

Scythe: annoy?
Me: "To disturb, interfere with, or annoy"?
Scythe: if I molest someone, I'm ANNOYING them?
Me: Well, no kidding...
Scythe: "Yeah, I really molest my wife.."
Scythe: "I mean, annoy her."
Me: Heh, yeah, that's a meaning that could be problematic.
Me: "Yeah, I really molested some guy at the store the other day."
Scythe: "Usually, I just end up molesting teenagers. They're so uncomfortable with an adult."
Scythe: blood.
Scythe: my mouth bleeeds.
Scythe: it molests me.
Me: tasty.
Scythe: I am going to use that instead of "annoy" until the day I die.
Me: heh heh.
Scythe: I molested my mother the other day when I forgot her birthday..
Scythe: it ended up molesting my father, too.
Me: I'm sure they appreciated that.
Scythe: they'll molest me for WEEKS about it, though.
Scythe: so touchy, and they hold grudges.
Scythe: notice - *touchy*, *hold*
Me: it was just a minor molestation, no big deal.
Me: no need to complain for weeks.
Scythe: yeah, but then they go all the way and molest me like they're gonna die tomorrow.
Scythe: I wish people would stop molesting me.
Me: I swear, that's all some people do. Just molest and molest and molest.
Me: They molest everyone they meet.
Scythe: but you know, born-again christians molest me more than anyone else.
Me: they molest a lot of people with their righteousness.
Scythe: we could go on for hours.
Me: I know.
Me: talking about all the things that molest us.
Scythe: I just asked my friend if he was molested often.
Me: heh heh.
Scythe: ah, how about that.
Me: hm?
Scythe: from Latin molestre, from molestus, troublesome.]
Scythe: troublesome.
Scythe: MOLESTUS!
Me: heh heh...
Scythe: damn, I wish I could say molestus.
Scythe: but I can.
Scythe: I just have to add a space. Molest us.
Scythe: "Don't you DARE molest me again!"
Scythe: "If you molest me any more, I swear I'm going to kill you!"
Me: Heh heh...
Scythe: damn it, though... people really molest me.
Scythe: they molest me nearly every day.
Scythe: why can't they just leave me alone.
Me: almost everyone at my school molests me.
Scythe: some teachers, too?
Me: oh yeaaah.
Scythe: my teachers molest me now and then.
Me: hell, humanity in general molests me.
Scythe: are there any animals that particularly molest you?
Me: Dogs.
Me: Dogs molest me a LOT.
Scythe: dogs only molest me because of their tongues.
Scythe: they just drool all over the place.
Scythe: I mean, can't they keep it in their damn mouth for just a minute?
Me: of course not.
Scythe: so they just molest me and molest me and I sit there and take it.
Me: I try to avoid them, they molest me SO much.
Scythe: sometimes they get all hyper, too, and start jumping all over you. That's when they molest me the most.
Me: A friend of mine has a dog that doesn't molest me as much, it's too small.
Me: so it can only molest my knee, basically.
Scythe: that's good.
Me: I'll have to start using "molest" in that context in public.
Me: "Stop molesting me, dammit!"
Scythe: yeah, I'll definitely be using it.
Scythe: This is the LAST time you molest me with your stupid Ricky Martin impression.
Me: ewww, Ricky Martin molests me.
Scythe: he molests me too.
Me: he molests a lot of people.
Scythe: celebrities tend to molest me.
Me: yeah, me too.
Scythe: yeah, the dentist molested me.
Scythe: too rough.
Me: dentists molest everybody.
Scythe: now I'm sore, dammit.
Scythe: if someone gets in your way, you should just scream, "DAMN IT, I'M GETTING MOLESTED BY THIS CRap!"
Scythe: CRap.
Me: heh, and the capitalization diiieeesss.
Scythe: sad.
Scythe: happy people usually molest me.
Me: happy people molest the hell out of me. it's sickening.
Scythe: you know, I even molest MYSELF from time to time.
Me: I molest myself a lot.
Scythe: yeah, I just wanted to put in an awkward silence right there, heh heh.
Scythe: but you know, everyone has to get molested once in a while.
Scythe: especially us teenagers.
Me: I get molested by a lot of things.
Scythe: damn it, do you know what this means?
Scythe: "ELI IS MOLESTING ME!"
Scythe: "ELI! STOP MOLESTING PEOPLE!"
Me: double-meaning!
Scythe: heh.
Scythe: I want to molest george w. bush.
Scythe: until he has a heart attack.
Me: I want to molest him until he DIES.
Scythe: no, better yet, I'd molest dick cheney first.
Scythe: first I'd molest dick, then I'd molest bush.
Scythe: save the best part for last.
Me: heh heh...
Me: cheney would probably die after only a little molestation.
Scythe: yeah, he's a ticking time bomb.
Scythe: if you molest him just a little he loses it.
Me: weak fool.
Me: can't handle a little innocent molestation.
Scythe: I can be molested for a long time before I show it.
Scythe: and if this topic starts to molest you, we could probably talk about something else, you know.
Me: Heh heh. That's okay, I'm pretty bored.
Scythe: but we have been going on about it for half an hour.
Me: I know. Not as long as the pure-sarcasm conversation once upon a time, but...
Scythe: yeah, when we hit the right topic, we go for a long time.
Scythe: I don't know what happened today, though.
Scythe: I started off this conversation dead and then I just talked.
Me: heh.
Scythe: started off pretty depressed, even.
Me: nothing like a little discussion of molestation to cheer you up.
Scythe: yup.
Scythe: I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, heh.
Scythe: leave it to molestation to come through for me..
Scythe: and I must say, you molest me very little.
Me: suuuure.
Scythe: really, I'm not molested as much as I used to be.
Me: I used to molest you?
Scythe: not you, but when I was young.
Scythe: it was really easy to molest me up until, like, twelve.
Me: I've always been really easily molested.
Scythe: that's too bad.
Me: When I was a kid, I could only be around people, even friends, for about an hour before they started to really molest me.
Scythe: I think I might have molested others sometimes when I was younger.
Scythe: but not intentionally.
Me: I think I inadvertently molest people a lot, even now.
Scythe: and I definitely must have molested adults.
Scythe: really.
Me: oh, I'm sure...
Scythe: well, it happens, people are more or less waiting to be molested.
Scythe: I think the real problem is communication... people would generally be much less molested by each other if they just communicated properly.
Me: I suppose.
Scythe: because all people are alike somehow, really.
Scythe: I think.
Scythe: seems like it would have to be that way..
Scythe: we share so much DNA and everything.. but anyway.
Me: yeah, we're all pretty much human, there's only so much variation..
Scythe: but some people simply can't get along, I guess.
Me: yeah...
Me: their basic traits just molest each other.
Scythe: I wish people weren't molested so much.
Scythe: I try not ot molest people, but I always do somehow.
Me: I think I molest a lot of people, though I try not to..
Scythe: yeah, all you can do is try, but people get molested by the slightest things.
Me: yeah, no kidding...
Me: it's just so easy to molest some people.
Me: EVERYTHING molests them
Scythe: it sucks, really.
Scythe: people don't -want- to be molested, but they can't help but be molested.
Scythe: and people can't help but molest.
Scythe: everything about humanity demands molestation.
Me: damn humanity.
Scythe: oh well, we can deal with it.
Me: yup.
Me: it's never going to stop.
Me: an eternity of molestation...
Scythe: still, people can get by with other people without being heavily molested.
Scythe: some people really molest other people, but people can get along, naturally.
Scythe: so there's always something.
Me: yup.
Me: so anyway, onto a less molesting topic...



Yeah, I'm hyper and bored and that's dangerous.

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I was thinking about not including the definition just to disturb people, heh.