i blame the watermelon

ow

ow ow ow

so, my new job is in the produce department at meijer (i know)

and yesterday i spent about 2 hours wrangling watermelon

today i went to trim the hedges

and bent over

and there was a little pop

and i was on the ground

my back is completely fucked

i took three ibuprofen, a darvocet, and a flexeril, and 40 minutes later it still took me 10 minutes to make it from the floor to the couch

i am basically incapacitated; i'm only home because sara's in town and i'm supposed to go out with her and jenna tonight, and i have to work tomorrow...

and fuck