Pick one.

[numberoneblind]

I....

A. am intimately involved with a giant squid.
B. bought someone a gag gift at the porn store.
C. finally found a summer job... artificially inseminating zoo animals.
D. am now able to take a damn shower, despite my sliced-open toe.

Comments

[smilinzombie.livejournal.com]

I would like to pick E. all of the above.



threesome with the giant squid?

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

hellz yes.

[mrgreenjeans198.livejournal.com]

artificially insemenating a giant quid with an oversized condom in the shower

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

it's my favorite pastime.

[numberoneblind.livejournal.com]

...Wonderful. Multipurpose, I guess....

[jeweledwidow.livejournal.com]

*staring* ...I'm pretty partial to A, myself.

The whole threesome with a giant squid though...I dunno, that's up there in ranking.

Too many options, don't make me pick! *flails*

[crimson311.livejournal.com]

i use one of those all the time.....

for reasons beyond anything any letter can describe.