Pick one.

[numberoneblind]

I....

A. am intimately involved with a giant squid.
B. bought someone a gag gift at the porn store.
C. finally found a summer job... artificially inseminating zoo animals.
D. am now able to take a damn shower, despite my sliced-open toe.

Comments

[jeweledwidow.livejournal.com]

*staring* ...I'm pretty partial to A, myself.

The whole threesome with a giant squid though...I dunno, that's up there in ranking.

Too many options, don't make me pick! *flails*